Adventures in Tooth-Fairying

Dear Tooth Fairy,

I lost 2 teeth. 1 I don't know what happened to it and 1 my mom flushed down the toilet.

Thank you,
(signature of my 8 year old)

For the record, he should have said, "my mom accidentally flushed down the toilet." Long story.

But, it probably won't be the strangest experience of the tooth fairy's night, right? I mean you talk about someone with some stories, if you could ever catch her I'm sure she could tell you some good ones!