Yesterday my 3 year-old daughter says to me, "Mommy, do you remember that time a bee tried to sting Daddy, but you saved the day? You got a rope and some clippers and you went outside and lassoed the bee and then clipped it off the rope!" Um, no I don't remember that day, you must be thinking of the day I was gone and Wonder Woman filled in as your mommy!
The election/inauguration madness has made its way into our home. Recently my son announced, "Mommy we (meaning he and his little sister) had a vote and we decided Daddy is not the president of the house any more, you are!"
This same 5 year-old boy told me a few months ago, "Girl nipples are privater than boy nipples." To which I could only reply, "Yes, yes they are."
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Fun Knee! I have nothing more to say about nipples either. Girls' are just privater!
ReplyDeleteI wish I still had their imagination.
Thanks so much for the linkage and for the giggle! I'll be back.