MckMama is hosting Not My Child Monday today. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else's kids have NOT been doing.
This is absolutely NOT my child heading off to 1st grade today! There is NO WAY he is old enough for 1st grade! I am always super organized so I most definitely did NOT clean out this boy's backpack last night from last school year and find a plastic Easter cupcake topper! NO, my child would NOT fail to clean out his backpack for months and months and even if he did, his mom would surely do it for him!
And this . . ..
NOT my child!
And those kids running through the fountain in their clothes when the sign clearly says, "No running"?
NOT my kids!
And this is surely NOT my daughter, polishing off the last of her chocolate ice cream from a baseball helmet bowl at the baseball game we went to on Saturday night! She does NOT love ice cream and enjoy every last drop, except the one or two that fell on her skirt!
While we were at the game it was NOT my 2 year old who ate numerous things off the floor and then almost succeeded at grabbing some popcorn from the people sitting in front of us!
Happy Monday Everyone!