Here's what has NOT been going on in my house:
I DID NOT enter the kitchen after having a serious discussion with my 6 year-old about lying, specifically the difference between joking and lying, to discover my little kids had given the dog 78 dog treats.
I DID NOT turn around from cleaning up (and photographing) the dog treats the dog had not yet scarfed down to find my 1 year-old wildly scooping dog food into the dog water dish. The title of my blog is NOT so true many, many times per day!
I DID NOT at any point in the last 7 days get my 3 year-old and my 1 year-old kids in the shower, squirt a bunch of shaving cream on the shower wall, encourage them to "paint", and then sit down in the bathroom with my computer and blog for 15 minutes! Not Me!
I DID NOT run 3 miles while pushing a jogging stroller only to return and eat chocolate hearts from the remaining Valentine's candy and cheese balls left-over from my son's birthday party. No, that would be crazy! NOT ME!
I DID NOT allow my daughter to add sprinkle toppings to her yogurt one day at lunch.
And to make you in the tundra feel better, we absolutely DID NOT have a few 80 degree days last week. I have NOT been spending my afternoons pushing these two on the swings!
I can't wait to hear what you have NOT been doing!
That yogurt was truly sprinkled! I am also not even jealous a little bit about your weather!
ReplyDeleteOh, I am in the tundra. It was not warm this weekend at all! Can you say -25 degrees Celsius? I am so not jealous right now!
ReplyDeleteWow shorts!! I am ready to put mine on next week when I visit Florida~
ReplyDelete80 degrees in the tundra?? are you serious?? oh, and you need to say your daughter had a little yogurt with her sprinkles!! ha ha, girl after my own heart!
ReplyDeletei will have to make sure the warmer weather is here to stay. i have the wooly mammoth look on my legs, and i'm not going all chillbumprickly until it's warm. i know, i know, TMI.
have a blessed week!
I'm so jealous of the weather. And I'm totally stealing the shaving cream idea - it's awesome! Thanks!
ReplyDeleteI have not done ANY of those things either. Nor have the same things happened to my dogs!
ReplyDeleteGreat Not Me's!! I hadn't thought of sprinkles in yogurt...I might be able talk my oldest into eating yogurt if I added sprinkles!! Great idea!!
ReplyDeleteNice warm weather sounds so nice! And I love the shaving cream idea, I may have to try that myself one of these days. Good idea with the sprinkles on the yogurt - but hopefully she ate some of the yogurt too!
ReplyDeleteI love the idea of shaving cream in the bath to give me some precious minutes to blog. Wonderful!!! Everything tastes better with sprinkles on top. :)
ReplyDeleteWow, and I thought my one-year-old was the only kid who likes to put dog food in the water bowl! So glad I'm not alone. :)
ReplyDeleteJust followed a link from mckmama and wanted to let you know I visited.
Happy Monday.
Visiting from McKmamas NOT ME. I love your not mes. I NOT ME about our dogs all of the time. Have a great week.
ReplyDeleteThese are great not me's! Sounds like the dog was very happy too. UGH - what a mess, huh?
ReplyDeleteI really like your idea of the shaving cream so the kids can play!
Please check out my Not Me moments:
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Shower and shave cream huh! Cool! Trying that and the sprinkles in the yogurt, I hate it when they waste yogurt, it's so expensive. Great NOT Me's see you around Mckmama's.
ReplyDeleteKristi
Shaving cream in the shower you say? You are a GENIUS!
ReplyDeleteGotta love sprinkles!!
ReplyDeleteWhat a fun week you seem to have had. I love your shaving cream idea... I am totally going to use that one!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm not in the tundra, but I haven't seen 80 degrees in quite some time! Love the shaving cream idea! Sounds like fun! And on the dog food, my 1 year old would do that too, but since 1 of my dogs is a little grumpy (meaner than a snake) we keep their food way out of the baby's reach!
ReplyDeleteVery funny! Can so relate with the dog treats and pudding toppingThank you for "visiting" me at my blog. Your prayers are appreciated! I posted a quick update earlier today. Blessings! Amanda:)
ReplyDeleteHey, found you through MckMama, jealous of your nice weather, haha.
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