
I share a lot on this blog about what it is like having 3 kids, now I'm thinking specifically about what it does to your house.
My dining room table is where we eat all our meals because our kitchen table only seats 4 and we are now a family of 5. The problem is that with 3 little kids eating nearly every meal at that table, it is getting kind of, um, well, gross!
We clean it off after each meal, of course, but I'm beginning to think I need to soak the entire table in a vat of cleaning solution.
I have recently realized that the underside of my wood table is coated with crusted on food at each of my kids' places at the table. It is years of build-up, my friends! Not something your typical 409 will handle!
And my dining room chairs?
They have/had cream cloth seats!

Oh how I wish someone would have warned me when I bought them shortly after we got married that if we planned on having kids the cream would really not be the way to go. In fact, there really should have been a disclaimer right there in the Pottery Barn that said in bold letters, “IF YOU PLAN ON HAVING SMALL CHILDREN IN YOUR HOME ANY TIME DURING THE LIFESPAN OF THESE CHAIRS, DO NOT BUY THEM! THESE ARE NOT THE CHAIRS FOR YOU!”
In hindsight I should have covered the chairs the children would use with plastic, but no, I opted for a white towel under their booster seats. But bad spills go through the towels and when your oldest graduates from the booster if you still use the towel he will wiggle so much that it will slide around and not completely protect the chair (but on the plus side he will use the towel as his very own extra-large napkin!)
I have had the chairs professionally cleaned and they come most of the way clean, but then I again fail to figure out a better way to protect them and they get dirty again in about 2.5 seconds!
I've thought about recovering them in a fabric that would clean easier and not show dirt as much. One day while in the fabric store there was this kind of navy burlap and I considered it! Then I began to imagine the chafing and I reconsidered. But what fabric is right?
Vinyl?
I could throw any hope for attractiveness out the window and recover them with vinyl!
Then there is the problem that recovering my chairs may fall into a craftiness level where I just cannot hang!
Help! Anybody know anything about recovering dining room chairs?