At our house:
When I walked into the playroom one day last week I did NOT step in hundreds of tiny, multicolored, grain-like things. As I scanned the room that was coated in the stuff, I really couldn't for the life of me figure out what it was! I looked at Toddler and asked, "What is all this stuff?" Toddler did NOT explain it all in one word, "beanbag".
Oh yes! A beanbag game was recently introduced into our playroom and a beanbag did NOT meet its demise. It is NOT absolutely amazing how many grains fit in one small beanbag!!
Considering the morning beanbag mess, Toddler absolutely did NOT again coat his room in powder during his naptime that afternoon! I did NOT have to laugh at the sight of the powdered truck, despite the mess. And considering that my toddler has pulled the coating-his-room-in-baby-powder trick before, there is NO WAY I accidentally left the powder on top of his tall dresser again after a diaper change, rather than putting it in the top bathroom cabinet where I've been keeping it since the last incident!!!
My daughter did NOT create all these crafts during one 3 hour stay at preschool this past week. Talk about crafts gone wild! I don't think I could make that much in 3 days, much less 3 hours!
And my 4 year old daughter did NOT get yet another gift from The Boy Friend. This gift was NOT created at his home and delivered to my daughter the next morning on our way into preschool. It was NOT in a homemade gift bag and did NOT appear to be a crown and jewelry that he made for her! My husband is NOT having a hard time with the idea of his 4 year old daughter getting jewelry gifts from a boy!!
I did NOT encourage her to write him a thank-you card and thus create another young love scene at preschool the next day when she handed him her homemade card in the hallway!
Your "Not Me!" posts always make me laugh and smile, thank you for sharing!
ReplyDeleteOh dear! haha. Thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeleteFeel free to stop by my neck of the blogging woods and see what I've "not been" up to.
http://ordinaryinspirations.blogspot.com/2009/10/not-me-monday.html
Hugs,
Traci
this is so cute! love it!
ReplyDeletehey I love your header picture! how funny to see their little bowls all lined up! :) and, I can only imagine the mess my girls could make with a broken bean bag! :)
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